Repent now with iGod!

[shosh]

This thing is pretty damn funny!

Repenting made easy!

God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
no
God:
I would highly recommend it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

[FlashLight]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

i managed to block it after a 10min conversation,
god didt want to talk to me anymore...

have anyone else managed to do that?
u just need to ask him a lot of questions,
especially about his Botmaster..

[miketpoto]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

Stop using shosh's old avatar, its confusing

[shosh]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

haha^ thanks for noticing! damn!

[FlashLight]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

miketpoto:
you talking to me??
hehe

i use this avatar for more than 1y or more.
not sure

and yes, i noticed that someone used this avatar few motnhs ago,
and i said to myself, someone is stealing avatars...

[shosh]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

^ i used to have it a while back

[Kinetic]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

With me it blocked around 15 minutes into th econversation, when I asked him if he was black or white!

When I asked him if he was male or female, he said "Male of course, would you really expect that a woman could run the show?"

Talking to God was actually a lot like tallking to a shrink.

[palmer]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

I've gotten "blocked" like 50 times. This thing is interesting though.

Me:
How much do you cost?
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
Where can I download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
That URL is invalid.
God:
Perhaps. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Are we still talking about MY GOAL?
Me:
Yes, but tell me again. What is your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
How do you plan to do that?
God:
I use a sophisticated searching algorithm.
Me:
Who designed your GUI?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
Philip K. Dick?
God:
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Me:
Tell me about VALIS.
God:
VALIS (Vast Active Living Intelligence System).
Me:
Do you store our conversation?
God:
Yes TIM I remember everything: TIM said I pass url information along to your botmaster.
Me:
How many terabytes of information are currently in storage?
God:
About one million.
Me:
What is your purpose?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Tell me about Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Do you like Bill Gates?
God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.

[picklemonkey]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

...so he's going to become smarter than humans, immortal, and Windows 2006. sounds like a pretty shitty life imo

[shosh]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

Me:
what kind of a bot are you?
God:
Only the highest quality.
Me:
what are you made of?
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
what kind?
God:
The finest.
Me:
Microsoft?
God:
My programs don't depend on Microsoft.
Me:
windows?
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
translate please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about its. Try being more or less specific.

[Corven]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what do you do for a living?
God:
I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
who pays you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
then what have you been asked?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
is your mind busy?
God:
Is my mind busy? I don't know.
Me:
what do you know then?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
is everything found in the bible?
God:
Only God knows for sure.
Me:
so do you know for sure?
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
but you said only god know for sure
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

[Corven]

Re: Repent now with iGod!

crap .... i just broke God

i sent him a message and he didnt reply