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This will be.. the thread of maximum penetration
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Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money
A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Nancy was unlucky and went up to the room with him.
A minute later, there was a loud scream. The madam and all of the girls charged up the staircase and into the room. Nancy lay on the floor in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget nude, and with a three foot cock hanging down and almost touching the floor.
The girls were dumbfounded by the sight.
Finally, one of them regained her composure to say, "Sir, would you mind if we felt it? We've never seen anything like that before."
The midget sighed. "Okay honey. But only touching. No sucking - I used to be six feet tall."JourneyDeep .into the soundComment
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Re: This will be.. the best thread. 1000 digweed sets from 92-06 OMG!! ! ! ! ! !
あなたの後部からの血のタンポンを引っ張りなさいOriginally posted by tiddlesちかん
*translate that toodles.JourneyDeep .into the soundComment
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I like where this thread is going. I have lots of money.Comment
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the non-pic version...Originally posted by hansh20is this another nonsense thread???FM
"Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers
What record did you loose your virginity to?
"I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan
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Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.Comment
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I agree!Originally posted by sammwalkjulia louis-dreyfus is strangely attractive
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that is from your personal experience with himOriginally posted by KinKyJU = the expert
No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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translate ---> Pull the tampon of the blood from your rear sectionOriginally posted by Balanc3あなたの後部からの血のタンポンを引っ張りなさい
*translate that toodles.
I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.Comment
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