Your best or Worst pick up line

[Yao]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

A Chinese friend of mine did it like this:
He walks up to this gorgeous chick and goes:

I bet you don't want to conversate with me.
She: Why not?
He: Because beautiful women are always arrogant, and they don't want to talk to guys.
She: That's not true, how can you say that! I'm not arrogant!

So they ended up in this discussion, and the end of it was that she said he was really cute and then he walked away, because he's a nutcase and wasn't looking for a girlfriend...

[galo]

You'll do

winner of best pick up line ever award

[Stu]

Peter - Are you sure its not "slam you" instead of "shut you"
Would make alot more sense

[peloquin]

^ thats what i was thinking :?

[LV-8]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

"Hey how about we go back to your place and we play Magician. I bang you then I disappear" :wink:

[peloquin]

"So, you're a girl huh?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

[asdf_admin]

no wonder you guys are on here ... :wink:

[Garrick]

Peter - Are you sure its not "slam you" instead of "shut you"
Would make alot more sense

hahaha

i was very confused for a sec... thanks for clearin it up buddy :ROFLMAO:

[mingus51]

"I swear to GOD I'll make it worth your while..."

[Dhar_2]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

"Hey how about we go back to your place and we play Magician. I bang you then I disappear" :wink:

So far Jenks has it. By a mile!

[hear_my_name]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

NOW, BITCH!

just a small list that i put together. ahhahah stupid thing uguys think of sayin.. :wink:

[ubiqe]

"You're so hot you contribute to global warming"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Never heard them used but they sound nice...

[Digital Junkie]

This is not so much as a pick up line but an ice breaker..

You ask the person you are interested in that you can balance a drink on their thumbs..you banter for 30 sec or so...then you ask them to put there thumbs at the edge bar or table...you then place the drink on their thumbs(it will not fall trust me), and walk away for a couple of seconds....they can't move (spill the drink) so they stand there with a dumb founded look on their face....you walk back "just joking", take off the drink and introduce yourself...you laugh a bit, chit chat...get their number in the morning after breakfrest!

[Neo]

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That's great. i liked Jenks too. Funny, me and a freidn were talking about pickups lines the other night. Here's what I could remember


"That's great you with all the curves, me with no brakes"

"Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!"

"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls."

"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?"

[thesightless]

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

wanna play hide the mule?