Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
Your dress would look really good on the floor next to my bed!
Your dress would look really good on the floor next to my bed!
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Hey, have u played baseball before? i think u would be good. I have a bat and two balls we should practice...pathetic
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Re: Your best or Worst pick up line
try moving to another country.. just a casual observationOriginally posted by hear_my_namecomon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!
ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...
someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!!
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
I need no line, I just let my own charm work by itself, I dont even have to speak
mmm no wonder Im alone
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"Comment
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.Comment
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
You.
Bed.
Nekkid.
Now.Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
if you and i were squirrels can i bust a nut in your hole?Comment
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
You stealing my linesOriginally posted by shadowchaser
Gotta love it. That one cracks me up everytime I hear it.
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Yeah this one works everytime!!!Originally posted by Stu
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"i'd like to part your muff and flick your nubbin"Comment
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Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
This one actually worked (longer term, but it did) - I was in this group with new student leaders over the summer and we were sitting on an athletic field getting ready for a teambuilding exercise. There was a hot chick whom I had my eye on all week and so I sat close to her, trying to think of something witty to say. I looked down and there was actually a screw in the grass. I remembered an old pickup line and actually turned to her and said:
Hey, wanna screw?
She laughed and we hit it off. Dated too.
True story.Music makes the soul strong.Comment
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Re: Your best or Worst pick up line
naw that line i heard when i was in the states.. canadian guys.. i dont know if many of them got game.. the one that worked on me thouOriginally posted by Trinitytry moving to another country.. just a casual observationOriginally posted by hear_my_namecomon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!
ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...
someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!!
you,
me,
lets do it
i wanna take u out.. hahah
i dontknow how it worked but for some reason im still talkin to him... everyday...
Any day above ground... Is A Good Day!Comment
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Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You're ugly but you intrigue meComment
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