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whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?
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this video is more than appropriate for this thread
I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.Comment
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Just bought it. I'm not that addicted yet...I am no cyberwhore...
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we had a party once and some junkies were there and we walked in on a pregnant chick shooting up. this one chick from our group almost kicked her ass. It seriously made me lose a lot of respect for man kind." Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"
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Yeah, I hate pregnant chicks too... But it is cool when they fight and shoot up and stuff... but that sucks that you actually had a pregnant chick come to your party... I can understand junkies being at a party, but not knocked up bitches, that's just lame.Comment
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when i was living in the dorms, we had one shower for like 8 people that lived in our suite.....i was all fuck up one night and need a shower.....but, when i pulled the shower curtain open i found my room mate nailing the shit out of a girl that i really liked......i dont talk to either one of them anymore...Comment
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I think I walked in to my parents doing it once, it was dark in their room but I had to tell them something. I heard a bunch of scuffling around and they were very suprised I was home (I got home earlier than usual that night). I went to my room and tried to pretend it never happened.
There was this fat mexican guy named Jose we knew when I lived in dorms at school, and he was notorious for beating off all the time. His roommate would come home, and the door would be locked, and when he went to open it, Jose would yell (in a fat mexican accent) "uh... oh, don't come in, I am changing! Just a second."
Then of course he would always be at his computer sitting there seconds later, after supposedly changing. We made fun of him so much behind his back, it provided us with hours of joy.
Then there was another dude on the floor, who was a freshman living with a senior, and the older guy was always bringing girls home and banging them in the bunk bed while the freshman was there tring desparately to sleep! haha, I can imaging his terror the first time that it happened. Then the older guy bought his roommate a t-shirt that said "First Mate" on it.
"that's because you the first mate of this ship that I'm rockin!" True story.
I think my ex-girlfriends mom walked in on us while she was giving me head, but it was just at the begninning so we were able to play it off, although I assume she must have known in retrospect. When I dated that girl there was many a time we almost got caught, since we were both in high school and had nowhere to go to get it on.
But my favorite story was, again in the dorms, when my friend Jim wanted to play a prank on his roommate that had a date for the first time all year. His plan (which he never followed through with unfortunately) was to pose as if he was passed out on the floor naked when they came home, with him lying face down, fake blood around his ass, and an empty bottle of roofies in sight.Comment
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I think you and I should be togetherOriginally posted by groffhibbitzpassed out on the floor naked when they came home, with him lying face down, fake blood around his ass, and an empty bottle of roofies in sight.
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you have to wonder what they were dreaming about................... :mullered: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \/ :mullered: :mullered: :mullered: :mullered: :mullered: :mullered: [/URL][URL="http://img137.imageshack
this was horrible. and i still have nightmares.Comment
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God Jibs, if you need someone to talk to about that just call me bro
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the funniest thing I've walked in on this year was jibs while he was sleeping. me + mj walked in our hotel room on night 4, the first night that jibs got any sleep in miami... jibs heard us, opened his eyes, then started clawing and kicking at the covers and gasped. I swear to god. he thought we were going to kill him... fucking hilariousComment
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Judging from that pic of you and MJ I think it's more likely he was affraid to get an anal examination from u two love birdsOriginally posted by picklemonkey
the funniest thing I've walked in on this year was jibs while he was sleeping. me + mj walked in our hotel room on night 4, the first night that jibs got any sleep in miami... jibs heard us, opened his eyes, then started clawing and kicking at the covers and gasped. I swear to god. he thought we were going to kill him... fucking hilarious
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so did you watch them to whole time or get in the shower with them?Originally posted by lilsensawhen i was living in the dorms, we had one shower for like 8 people that lived in our suite.....i was all fuck up one night and need a shower.....but, when i pulled the shower curtain open i found my room mate nailing the shit out of a girl that i really liked......i dont talk to either one of them anymore...
No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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actually in High school, I was going out to the track to run some laps and saw near the entrance hallway to one of the bathrooms, this guy trying to quietly screw some girl. I told this other guy who was on the track and he went over there and watched the entire thing. What was funny was the guy had a bag of chips and stood there watching them eating his chips like if he was at a movie.No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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