whats the worst thing you've ever walked in on...?
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on a cruise to bermuda about 2 years ago i walked out on my little patio/balcony thingy and saw a 60+ couple in the midst of chair sex .
also, when i was out in LA late last year i walked into an elevator and saw 2 trannies going at it. not a comfortable 30 seconds.your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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My best friend since second grade (a girl) decided one night in college that she was ready to lose her virginity, so I got the call. That was fine and all, well, actaully a pretty big deal given my feelings for her at the time. So the next night we're at my house with a bunch of friends, including my best guy friend, also since elementary school. Everyone was drinking and this guy becomes a total sexual predator after a few drinks. I could seem them flirting a bit, which was fine cause we weren't dating or anything. But I took my guy friend aside and told him the score and asked him not to try to hook up with her. So the night wears on and sure enough, when I go into a dark room to grab a blanket for someone else, I walk in on them. Good times.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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I actually wasn't really mad at him. Her on the other hand, that was pretty much the end of our friendship. I know that doesn't seem right or fair. Actually worked out for the best though, made me get over her real quick and let me meet the woman that will be my wife here in a few more months.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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was it wheelchair sex?Originally posted by thesightlesson a cruise to bermuda about 2 years ago i walked out on my little patio/balcony thingy and saw a 60+ couple in the midst of chair sex .No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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fucking harsh man, sucks you didnt get to hit itOriginally posted by threehillsI actually wasn't really mad at him. Her on the other hand, that was pretty much the end of our friendship. I know that doesn't seem right or fair. Actually worked out for the best though, made me get over her real quick and let me meet the woman that will be my wife here in a few more months.
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Can't beat any of these stories but i did walk in on my mate nailing his missus, I distinctly remember his ball bag being the most wrinkled piece of flesh I've ever seen.
I used to babysit my sisters kids - one night her and her husband came home and started shagging, quite loudly - he let out an almight yelp (I was only 14 at the time, didnt know what was going on'. Anyway, me and him had to get up at 3am to do a milk round (he was a milkman)and on the way there he goes to me 'Greg, you know that bit of skin that holds your foreskin to your bellend - well i ripped mine in two nailing your sister last night'
I didnt know where to put my face - the thing is he said it so matter of factly as well!Comment
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untill @ 31 seconds when they invited you to join inOriginally posted by thesightlesswhen i was out in LA late last year i walked into an elevator and saw 2 trannies going at it. not a comfortable 30 seconds.
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