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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 29058
    #16
    Re: Shitfaced!

    Originally posted by KinKyJ
    Lemme guess, you wnet crowd surfing at your local bingo night?
    crowd surfing on bingo night ? is this a new belgicummer secret code for getting wasted ?
    www.mjwebhosting.com

    Jib says:
    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
    Originally posted by ace_dl
    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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      • DJJEFFJONES
        Platinum Poster
        • Nov 2005
        • 2110
        #17
        Re: Shitfaced!

        Bingo!!
        http://www.idgafclothing.com

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          • Kamal
            Administrator
            • May 2002
            • 29058
            #18
            Re: Shitfaced!

            Originally posted by DJJEFFJONES
            ^^^ It's not as cool if you have to ask someone to vouch for it.



















            Would ya believe me if I told ya ?
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            Jib says:
            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
            Originally posted by ace_dl
            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • DJJEFFJONES
                Platinum Poster
                • Nov 2005
                • 2110
                #19
                Re: Shitfaced!

                Good point
                http://www.idgafclothing.com

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                  • miketpoto
                    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4226
                    #20
                    Re: Shitfaced!

                    I was drinking Pinot.... and slurring my speech _

                    FANCY

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                      • anonin
                        Juvenile Delinquent
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2351
                        #21
                        Re: Shitfaced!

                        Originally posted by KinKyJ
                        Lemme guess, you wnet crowd surfing at your local bingo night?
                        hahahhahahahahahahaha


                        B FIFTY TWO!!! YEA!!!!! BINGO!!!

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                          • geoffgulley
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 2002
                            #22
                            Re: Shitfaced!

                            er...... wine. nasty hangover?
                            "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge


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                              • miketpoto
                                Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 4226
                                #23
                                Re: Shitfaced!

                                Shockingly, no hangover at all... I was a good boy and drank lots of water and had 2 croissants

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                                  • KinKyJ
                                    Platinum Poser
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 13440
                                    #24
                                    Re: Shitfaced!

                                    Originally posted by Kamal
                                    crowd surfing on bingo night ? is this a new belgicummer secret code for getting wasted ?
                                    No, that would be "shooting your load in the tapioca"

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                                      • picklemonkey
                                        Double hoodie beer monster
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 15380
                                        #25
                                        Re: Shitfaced!

                                        Originally posted by Kamal


                                        hey I've stepped back into the world of sin ...... I'll prove it... Poto'll vouch for my disorderly conduct on Saturday
                                        poto felched you into a world of sin?

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                                          • miketpoto
                                            Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 4226
                                            #26
                                            Re: Shitfaced!

                                            Originally posted by picklemonkey
                                            poto felched you into a world of sin?

                                            LOL< he said FELCH

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                                              • lilsensa
                                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 6682
                                                #27
                                                Re: Shitfaced!

                                                Originally posted by miketpoto
                                                Shockingly, no hangover at all... I was a good boy and drank lots of water and had 2 croissants
                                                did you really just say "croissants"?
                                                RIP ~ Steve James







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                                                  • shosh
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 4673
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Shitfaced!

                                                    ^ he's gay! of course he did. who the hell gets drunk on pinot and croissants?

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                                                      • miketpoto
                                                        Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 4226
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Shitfaced!

                                                        Goddamn I am gay.... although I didnt get drunk on croissants, I bought some at the deli on my drunken way home cause they were buttery and flakey and delicious looking....

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                                                          • Jibgolly
                                                            Vortexuralizor
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 20806
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Shitfaced!

                                                            no, that was a guy with genital herpes.

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