actually ... I almost cried ... today is so beautiful.
feelings ...
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""help daddy, the dog is going to eat my head.""
cute kid though. who the father>your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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ain't mine at least not proved it is. i am just looking at "cute" photos today.dead, yet alive.Comment
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well im glad you are in a good mood, my week has been really shitty and i need some cheering up. where is ska when i need him? or at least poto's nonsensical ideas. someone needs to make me laugh as im about to drive into a pylon on the highway.your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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here you are ...
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"dead, yet alive.Comment
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^^^ haha.
i can not believe this made it to 3 pages ... wtf is wrong with you people?
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No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavIt's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .Comment
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feeeeeeeeeeelings....nottthing morrrrrre then feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelinnnnngs....FM
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