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  • daveman
    I love the colors!!!
    • Jul 2005
    • 1221
    #1

    experiments from the jib institute.....

    The Experiment




    Some of you may have heard of the practice of ?double bagging? ? wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection (something not recommended by most condom manufacturers) . Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, we set out to answer the question ?How many condoms can you put on your dick?? However, since we were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, we had to settle for answering the question ?How many condoms can you put on a dildo?? The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. See what happened as we layered on the latex.




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    • chanty
      John, John, where art thou!
      • Jun 2004
      • 4623
      #2
      Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

      Now that's tipping the scale!!
      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • Kamal
          Administrator
          • May 2002
          • 29058
          #3
          Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

          now I see what sank the U Boats
          www.mjwebhosting.com

          Jib says:
          he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
          Originally posted by ace_dl
          Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
          I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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            • MJ
              Here since 2002
              • Jun 2004
              • 6563
              #4
              Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

              Wearing a condom is like having a bath with your wellies on.
              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



              Silentium est aureum

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 29058
                  #5
                  Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                  you britons take your willy off while showering ? wow I bet copperfield couldn't top that
                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                    • unkownartist
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 4147
                      #6
                      Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                      he's english !!!! he only takes his willy out when david beckham is on the tv

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                        • unkownartist
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 4147
                          #7
                          Re: experiments from the jib institute.....



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                            • XO1
                              Gold Gabber
                              • May 2006
                              • 581
                              #8
                              Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                              LMIO...that was below the belt.
                              "You have nothing unless you have someone to share it with." - Matthew L.

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                                • Kamal
                                  Administrator
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 29058
                                  #9
                                  Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                                  Originally posted by red1
                                  he's english !!!! he only takes his willy out when david beckham is on the tv
                                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                                  Jib says:
                                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                                    • KinKyJ
                                      Platinum Poser
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 13440
                                      #10
                                      Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                                      Originally posted by red1
                                      he's english !!!! he only takes his willy out when david beckham is on the tv
                                      You're from the Highlands, you take it out while watching James Bond movies with Sean Connery in it...

                                      Shhhhaken not shhhtirred Mishhhh Moneypenny

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                                        • speciale
                                          Are you Kidding me??
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 3732
                                          #11
                                          Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                                          that experiment answers the question that none of ever asked
                                          Originally posted by Miroslav
                                          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                                          No Soup for You

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                                            • KinKyJ
                                              Platinum Poser
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 13440
                                              #12
                                              Re: experiments from the jib institute.....

                                              Originally posted by speciale
                                              that experiment answers the question that none of ever asked
                                              ... yeah, I reckon this must be very old news for you eh?

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