Hurricane ebonics

[speciale]

Someone sent this to me in a email so it is not my joke but also a bit funny

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman reputedly complained the names of hurricanes are
all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names reflect the
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people
can understand!

I can hear it now:
A Weatherman in Houston says,... Wordup, Muthas!
Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo.' So, turn Off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest government office fo yo FREE shit

[Jibgolly]

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[clintlove]

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[beanzncheez]

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I was in a town recently, asked for directions, and I kid you not, I couldn't understand the mofo for SHIT.

[sakio pod]

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they're just pissed cause there is a shortage of banana's due to last years hurricanes

[beanzncheez]

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There's a shortage of bananas? Where?

[thesightless]

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hahahhaahahhahahaha amazing

[chato]

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sounds as a stupid complain to me...

[beanzncheez]

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Perrruuuuuuuuu!

[Yao]

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This thread is already hilarious

I be spendin' da nexzt 8 weekz with dem roots crew in Africa man, leavin' da 25th of diz month. Should be fun...

[Kobe]

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it's funny because it's true

[Kamal]

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Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo.' So, turn Off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest government office fo yo FREE shit

[beanzncheez]

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Anyone hear about that lame ass weather girl that tried to rap the morning report? It was on some morning tv news show. That was horrible.

[anonin]

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Someone sent this to me in a email so it is not my joke but also a bit funny

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman reputedly complained the names of hurricanes are
all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names reflect the
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people
can understand!

i agree

[thesightless]

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just name them ..

farrakan
sharpton
r.kelly
jackson
taylor

all destructive forces in thier own, a few responsible already for deaths and worse.