how long has it been since you've been laid?

[picklemonkey]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

month and a half. i was hooking up with the 18 year old across the street for half a year, and the last time she came over was when she graduated from high school. she has since found a boyfriend, so the days are starting to stack up again.

[Jibgolly]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

^ im calling social services right now.

havent been laid since saturday morning. played at a house party til 7 or so came home and ravaged my girls vagina with my mouth for 30 minutes before letting her ride me home!

[remoh]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

still dripping....

[rainman]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

It's just the way you present it Kobe. For instance:
- Baby, did you know that semen is good for your teeth?
- No I didn't, how's that?
- Well, if you don't swallow, I'll knock them out

But for the backseat ride, go see doctor beanz

[clintlove]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

A few days ago.

[KinKyJ]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

A few days ago. I'd been dating this girl I refer to as Krazy Kelly, however she gives the absolute best headjob I've ever had in my life, she licks on the taint and everything. So when this chick asks to come around, I don't hesitate. But there are consequences...

Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy?

[Kinetic]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

5 days...

We have a football team here called Benfica who dresses in red (which I hate BTW), so as I usually say "Benfica is playing home turf".

But I?m married so I have it good.

[Kobe]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy?

LMAO!!

[clintlove]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy?

ummm. no.

[thesightless]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

no, they call her "i forgot to take my birth control Brenda"

[XO1]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

hey, isn't it "i haven't washed in a week Wendy"??

[asdf_admin]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

"cum dumpster cari"

she was a hoot!

[Kobe]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

No no guys, it is Stalker Stacey

[KinKyJ]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

stfu all of you, it was beanz wearing a whig

[Yao]

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?



Seriously, now I have a buch of Ghanaians looking at me for laughing out loud in the internet cafe...thankyouverymuch!