Joke of the day

[KinKyJ]

Mahmud Ahmadinejad, Iran's President, called President Bush, and told him: "George, I had a strange dream last night. I saw America, the entire country, beautiful landscapes, and all houses hoisting a flag with an inscription"

"What did the text read?" Bush asked.

Mahmud said, "Allah is God, Allah is Great".

"You have to know Mahmud", Bush replied, "I'm very glad you called me. Last night, I had a similar dream. I saw the city of Tehran, magnificent! The city was renewed completely, and each residence hoisted a flag with an inscription too!"

"What text did the flags carry?" Mahmud asked.

"I don't know", Bush responded, "I can't read Hebrew!"

[speciale]

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[groffhibbitz]

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knock knock

[KinKyJ]

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hoe'z thar?

[KinKyJ]

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(in the mean time)

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic display
of emotion -- nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks... "How many is a brazillion?"

[thesightless]

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you know, i actually hear the crickets.

[KinKyJ]

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Britney brought her pets too?

[Weizy]

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i got a laugh out of both jokes

[MJDub]

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So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.














Then the second guy walks in.

[thesightless]

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A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.

Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.

"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.

The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

[thesightless]

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dirty jokes are like getting a gummer from betty white. so wrong, but feel great.

[groffhibbitz]

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hoe'z thar?

Jethroe.

[KinKyJ]

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Jethroe.

Seaaaaaaaaan, your redneck twin brother is here

[chanty]

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A blond woman speeding in a BMW is pulled over by a blond female cop. The policewoman asks her for her driver's licence.
"What does that look like?" she asks as she's digging through her purse.
"It's rectangular and small" says the cop.
The driver then pulls out a small mirror and looks in it and passes it on the the cop.
The cop says" Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a police officer too!"

[groffhibbitz]

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No love. I'll finish it myself.

Jethroe who?