FBI's Top 11 deaths: who needs Darwin anyway?

[speciale]

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5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo! The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

priceless

[KinKyJ]

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ah. Forgive my stupidity.

don't worry, dumb people are cute

[RiseandShine]

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http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.asp

[KinKyJ]

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20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

Great inspiration for when I fly over to see Erzina in 2 weeks