Friends that fu*k up a perfectly good evening...

[Global Eyes]

Re: Friends that fu*k up a perfectly good evening...

Especially when you go out with a good friend, then his fucked up buddy end's up pushing ya, not once but twice, into a group of woman (a pick up tactic i was later told). Now were gettin places. Talk about ruining your whole night, and any momentum you've built up until then. Tragic.

[rainman]

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i love how everyone thinks i'm a guy. my user name is CHRISSY wow!

chrissy is a feminine name for a guy. I bet you are a bad ass, having to grow up with that name!

[Jibgolly]

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find better wingmen.

excellent point

Anything specific question, just PM me.

date request imo. watch your bunghole yaoser

PS: go watch the movie Swingers for a good idea as to this.

another excellent point

[KinKyJ]

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dumb fucking thread.

you all need to go out drinking with me.

one way ticket to the gutter imo

chrissy is a feminine name for a guy. I bet you are a bad ass, having to grow up with that name!

@Yao: that has gotta be the lamest excuse for not getting laid I've ever heard. Well apart from "Sheila was a man" of course

[Dhar_2]

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kids!!!

luckily most of my frineds have grown out of this!!

unfortunately my work mates haven't!!!!!

some people really need to get lives. hope you get your willy wet another time!!!

[Morgan]

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dumb fucking thread.

you all need to go out drinking with me.

Sean, I'd love to go out drinking with you. I'll show you how to party properly.

Yao, you seem to have some major issues over not scoring the other night. Move on mate, plenty more fish in the sea.

Phone her up and have tell her she has changed you, made you see your mates for the children they are. Make her feel important about the life changing way meeting her affected you,. You'll be in her pants by tea time.

[KinKyJ]

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Phone her up and have tell her she has changed you, made you see your mates for the children they are. Make her feel important about the life changing way meeting her affected you,. You'll be in her pants by tea time.

That's a killer Fuck the bros, it's all about the hoes!

[Morgan]

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That's a killer Fuck the bros, it's all about the hoes!

Have you never lied to get into a girls pants?

Double bluff.

[KinKyJ]

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Nope, normally €50 does the trick just fine.

[Morgan]

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Nope, normally ?50 does the trick just fine.

Spot on.

If my heating breaks, i call a plumber. Problems with electrics call an electrian.

Call the proffessionals.

[hulkhuss]

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this makes me laugh. you need to be better on your feet. fight back , make em embarras themselves, while she laughs at them.

+ 1

[Yao]

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Sean, I'd love to go out drinking with you. I'll show you how to party properly.

Yao, you seem to have some major issues over not scoring the other night. Move on mate, plenty more fish in the sea.

Phone her up and have tell her she has changed you, made you see your mates for the children they are. Make her feel important about the life changing way meeting her affected you,. You'll be in her pants by tea time.

For real, she asked my phone number to a friend and just texted me, but i'm actually more interested in one of my co-workers. And this chick just doesn't do it for me when I'm sober...

Now the question is: how do I get rid of her?

[toasty]

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Now the question is: how do I get rid of her?

Assuming she's just some random you're not likely to encounter again, I think you can do nothing. If you didn't ask for her phone number and she tracked you down but you're not into her, I wouldn't do anything at all -- don't return her calls, text messages, etc. She'll get the hint.

Seems a bit harsh, but the alternative is leading her on and/or having an awkward discussion that is really overkill for the situation. FFS, you haven't even been out on a date with this gal, you're not being an ass if you don't continue the discussion past one drunken evening. The proper way to end a "relationship" is always commensurate with the length of said relationship -- for example, you shouldn't end a long-term relationship via email -- but I don't think that kissing someone while drunk in a bar a few times entitles her to much of anything other than polite acknowledgment and friendly banter if you should run into her again.

If it is someone you're likely to see again, keep it light and airy, and do what you can to convey the message -- without coming right out and saying it -- that you had fun but viewed it pretty casually.

And BTW, even though it ended up working out for you in this instance, any friend who interferes with you when you're chatting up a gal should lose his "drinking with you" privileges. In fact, idiotic drunks just get on my last nerve, whether they interfere with you firing on a gal or not. I ended up kicking a roommate to the curb because he was such a bad drunk -- it's just irritating.

[threehills]

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Now the question is: how do I get rid of her?

Try putting it in her butt when least expects it.
Tell her you think her mom is hot.
Text her back 'UR 8008S R leet!!!111!!!"
Ask her to come over and play Madden.

Just don't text her back, she'll get the idea sooner or later.

[rainman]

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Spot on.

If my heating breaks, i call a plumber. Problems with electrics call an electrian.

Call the proffessionals.

quote of the year imo