Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

**Lorn** · January 14, 2007, 08:43:26 PM

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wtf?

**Caley Martin** · January 14, 2007, 08:56:48 PM

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haha! ohh you have to get in on this convo... Stephan Bodzin vs. Jeff Mills and their strange appearances

**Miroslav** · January 15, 2007, 12:30:42 AM

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**Taylor Norris** · January 16, 2007, 03:25:17 AM

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Originally posted by Lorn

wtf?

+1

**Caley Martin** · January 16, 2007, 07:30:20 AM

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I need backup from Ben on this one. -1

**Hos** · January 16, 2007, 07:58:03 AM

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Originally posted by Ben Pound

and my dub remix of "Everything Counts" by Depeche Mode.

one of my favourite remixes ever

**Caley Martin** · January 16, 2007, 01:37:00 PM

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^^ tis a good one

**Ben Pound** · January 16, 2007, 02:09:01 PM

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The Motor Remix of Precious is pretty damn good too. Same with the Underground Resistance mix of People Are People.

Jeff Mills told me to move underground so I am digging a big tunnel underneath my geo-dome. I will hide there until the mothership arrives.

**XxxstaticxxX** · February 13, 2007, 12:56:27 AM

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WTF!!! I want in on this convo. damn, give me some background!

**Caley Martin** · February 13, 2007, 12:58:48 AM

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It all started on a cold night on the dancemusicboard.net...

and moved here...

I could type the specifics, but I'd get dirty looks.

**Ben Pound** · February 13, 2007, 01:38:24 AM

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I wish I could remember the background on this whole story, but one of the Millsian beings used a memory altering device (that somehow only worked when rammed far up my large intestine... repeatedly

) to scramble the details of the "beginning".

Memories may have been implanted, but I remember that it all starts with power steering fluid being poured over my naked (and bald) body while Jeff Mills ground a diamond encrusted dildo against my forehead.

It made me bleed and I passed out. I let out a soft squelch from behind that woke me up and nauseated me.

The next thing I remember is Jeff squatting over my clean white head and delivering the first magic feces in a perfect coil on my brow. I didn't have to rub it in myself the first time as seven diapered squirrels did it using their paws. Why they were wearing white socks on their feet still eludes me.

If I can remember more, I will post it.

I cannot wait for the next coil to land on my bald head.

Bow before Mills. Long live the squelch.

**Caley Martin** · February 13, 2007, 01:41:53 AM

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hahah!

I still have that diamond encrusted dildo btw, Jeff signed it.

**geoffgulley** · February 14, 2007, 02:02:54 PM

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This..... officially..... is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read.

**chuy** · February 17, 2007, 04:04:36 AM

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I need to shave my head in order to understand a shit!

**Caley Martin** · February 17, 2007, 09:14:11 PM

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Jeff Mills would approve

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