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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11423
    #1

    Dave Attell

    Saw Dave last night at the Improv in Orlando. Funny, funny guy. I'm in love with 'Insomniac' and love the premise of the show. I was a bit disappointed that his set was only ~30 minutes. Show began at 8:00 w/ the M.C. and then 2 feature acts: Brian Kaufman & Chris Porter. Dave took the stage at about 9:15 and was finished by 9:45.

    On a side note. If anyone ever gets the chance (or has seen him) Chris Porter is by far one of the top 3 funniest people I've ever seen. His humor is a bit crude at times, but his delivery is top notch. Some of his mannerisms remind me a bit of Harland Williams (who he happens to be friends with). Unfortunately he doesn't have a website, but I do know that he's from St. Louis and will be back in Orlando soon for one night only. Definitely see this guy if you get the chance. "Hell yeah..."
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2767
      #2
      Yeah Dave Atell is one funny son of a bitch. And I agree, he has one of the best deliveries.
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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        • nbpgt
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1045
          #3
          have they started a new season for insomniac? o saw the rio one. & all the other ones from the previous 2 seasons..

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            • Galapidate
              Addiction started
              • Jun 2004
              • 366
              #4
              One of my favorite Insomniac episodes was when he went to Tijuana

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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11423
                  #5
                  Originally posted by picklemonkey
                  One of my favorite comics (that I've only seen on TV twice) is Dane Cook. This guy is fucking Hilarious!
                  Saw Dane last August and he was incredible. Had a great supporting cast too. I was going to take my brother for his bachelor party this past April but Dane had a scheduling conflict so he had to cancel his shows. Latest news is he's filming a pilot for a television show...hopefully that will pan out. He was right though, about one of his bits, I have to this day never been able to walk past a sounding car alarm without thinking that it's actually singing a song. Unfortunately, the joke typed out and my delivery on [ms] doesn't do the bit justice. Hilarious!
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • the sun the sea
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1451
                      #6
                      yup, dave's a frigin' hilarious mofo.

                      been watching 'insomniac" for a couple of years now. great show. don't you wish that sometimes you could travel with him and do all the shit that he doesin one night?

                      download dj sets at: www.mixwalla.com

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                        • picklemonkey
                          Double hoodie beer monster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 15380
                          #7
                          Originally posted by skahound
                          He was right though, about one of his bits, I have to this day never been able to walk past a sounding car alarm without thinking that it's actually singing a song.
                          :ROFLMAO: oh man, no shit. I still crack up about that too. "hellllLLLOOOOOOO! I'm a caaaaAAAAAAR!"

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                            • skahound
                              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11423
                              #8
                              Originally posted by picklemonkey
                              :ROFLMAO: oh man, no shit. I still crack up about that too. "hellllLLLOOOOOOO! I'm a caaaaAAAAAAR!"
                              Word! I didn't think anyone would know what the hell I was talking about! Actually the guy that opened for him while he was on tour (his name escapes me right this second) is a contestant on that "Last Comic Standing" reality show. He was a pretty funny dude. I'll have to dig up his name...
                              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                                • Pataky P
                                  asdf_imo
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 1966
                                  #9
                                  Who is he??? A dj?? sorry but i don't know... :cry:

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                                    • maddlingo
                                      Platinum Poster
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 1036
                                      #10
                                      I love this guys "Insomniac" show no Comedy Central. Too bad it's not on HBO so then there wouldn't be as much editing for network TV.
                                      "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                                        • peeps
                                          Fresh Peossy
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 34
                                          #11
                                          dane's bit about ovaltine is classic

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                                            • Galapidate
                                              Addiction started
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 366
                                              #12
                                              Dane's best skits are "Christ Chex" and his impression of the Crocodile Hunter

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                                                • skahound
                                                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 11423
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Pataky P?l
                                                  Who is he??? A dj?? sorry but i don't know... :cry:
                                                  Comedians.
                                                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                                                    • picklemonkey
                                                      Double hoodie beer monster
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 15380
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by picklemonkey
                                                      :ROFLMAO: oh man, no shit. I still crack up about that too. "hellllLLLOOOOOOO! I'm a caaaaAAAAAAR!"
                                                      [http://www.danecook.com/danetv.php?f...edycentralbash]
                                                      :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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