Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

[RiseandShine]

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pirate pickup line is...
1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!

[asdf_admin]

Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

haha.

[Miroslav]

Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

what, nothing about pirates in search of booty? I guess that one was too overdone

[rainman]

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[hambino21]

Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

I actually have ashirt that says, Nice booty prepare to be boarded. It's got a jolly roger on it and all. Those were hilarious by the way.

[Hg_addict]

Re: Top 10 pirate pick-up lines

Argghhhh!!!!

[|Thrax|]

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a pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel off the ship in his pants.

bartender: you have a steering wheel in your pants.

YAR AND IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTZ!

[zeronineteen]

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