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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13440
    #1

    Freebase Fleshlight

    High time to post a non drug related tutorial which might help beanz vent his sexual frustrations somewhere else than on this fine board.

    How to get Layd in 4 simple steps





















    @ red1: you can use a tube of Pringles for this too
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    • Miguel
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Oct 2005
      • 3182
      #2
      Re: Freebase Fleshlight

      that what you use when away from your worst half ?!!

      very creative

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        • jay813
          Platinum Poster
          • May 2005
          • 1345
          #3
          Re: Freebase Fleshlight

          wow. i would just invite anyone who was that desperate enough to make that, to just take the scissors and stab themself in the jugular

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13440
              #4
              Re: Freebase Fleshlight

              Originally posted by Miguel
              that what you use when away from your worst half ?!!

              very creative
              If my cat is asleep yes.

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                • unkownartist
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 4147
                  #5
                  Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                  lmao so is it better than the real fleshlight jan?

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13440
                      #6
                      Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                      Dunno, but it sure does whine a lot less than the the flesh surrounding real flaps

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                        • Miroslav
                          WHOA I can change this!1!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4122
                          #7
                          Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                          Originally posted by jay813
                          wow. i would just invite anyone who was that desperate enough to make that, to just take the scissors and stab themself in the jugular
                          mixes: www.waxdj.com/miroslav

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                            • AntonyM
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 6412
                              #8
                              Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                              The pixs are really useful for non readers
                              thxs
                              Originally posted by Shpira
                              So came back last night...
                              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                              Originally posted by Illuminate
                              Let me get this straight.

                              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                              Am I close here?

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                                • Yao
                                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 8176
                                  #9
                                  Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                  Gotta try that...
                                  Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                                  There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                                    • Morgan
                                      Platinum Poster
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 2234
                                      #10
                                      Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                      I can see that on Blue Peter, they like arts and crafts.
                                      "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                                        • beanzncheez
                                          Banned
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4442
                                          #11
                                          Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                          His real name is Jan? I love these dudes with female names.

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                                            • Yao
                                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 8176
                                              #12
                                              Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                              lmfao

                                              Over here it's a man's name...
                                              Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                                              There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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                                                • MJ
                                                  Here since 2002
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 6563
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                                  Originally posted by Morgan
                                                  I can see that on Blue Peter, they like arts and crafts.
                                                  rofl
                                                  mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                                                  Silentium est aureum

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                                                    • KinKyJ
                                                      Platinum Poser
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 13440
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                                      Originally posted by beanzncheez
                                                      His real name is Jan? I love these dudes with female names.
                                                      How's that? Does it make you feel better when you scream their names in the local darkroom?

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                                                        • beanzncheez
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 4442
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Freebase Fleshlight

                                                          Why do it in the dark? It's all about the sun, baby.

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