I need your input people...........

[GregWhelan]

Hi all

I'm going to Magaluf in 5 weeks for a typical lads holiday with 7 of my friends. In true UK style we are getting t-shirts made up with our names on (cheesy I know but it's gotta be done!)

Anyway, the idea is we have an occupation and slogan on the back of the t-shirt, and I am stumped if I can think of a witty one! For example, one of the lads is having 'Driving instructor-never pulls out if someone's coming' on his back (I think thats quite good).

Can you suggest something for me? Obviously something that the ladies will laugh at???

[floridaorange]

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occupation slogan...hmm I'll have to get back to you on this

[Jibgolly]

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"anal is the new missionary"

[lilsensa]

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For example, one of the lads is having 'Driving instructor-never pulls out if someone's coming' on his back

Someone's coming on his back??

[floridaorange]

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Someone's coming on his back??

[threehills]

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Tennis Instructor - It's In! It's Out! It's Over!

(from a "Big Johsnon" t shirt I saw years ago)

[lilsensa]

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^^Big Johnson shirts were awesome!

[floridaorange]

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^^Big Johnson shirts were awesome!

lol, remember the fat kids in school who would wear these shirts:

[beanzncheez]

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^^Big Johnson shirts were awesome!

I knew the guy who made those shirts. He was rolling in dough.

Hmm. How about "I fucked your mom. Come to daddy." ?

[simonr]

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How about "I'm an Ice Cream Salesman - girls, do you want to slurp on my lolly ?"

[lilsensa]

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lol, remember the fat kids in school who would wear these shirts:

So true!!! haha

[feather]

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Pole -- Dancer wanted.

Plumber -- Laying pipe since '81

[beanzncheez]

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There's a pot of gold in my ass. Come get some.

[Kat]

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so far I find all sugestions extremely boring ...from a female perspective that is

[Jibgolly]

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i just woke up to add this one:

"got shaft?"