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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13440
    #1

    TGIF - Get fired today!

    TGIF mofos!

    Friday is the ideal day to get your white collar ass booted out of the office. Just turn up your pc speakers and click one of the audio fragments on http://www.pornfortheblind.org/ so that you can start drinking early today
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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14477
      #2
      Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

      My ass is outta here today, my last day at this jobby!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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        • TheMightyGreg
          Editor Shmeditor
          • Nov 2006
          • 1362
          #3
          Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

          Interviewing for a different job at my company today so not exactly the best day to start taking the piss.

          Thanks for the link though...perfect for when you're too stoned/drunk/lazy to open you eyes!
          Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

          http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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            • rubyraks
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 5344
              #4
              Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

              I've tried...apparently they want me to stay regardless of what I do...

              TGIF everyone!
              "Work like you don't need the money.
              Love like you've never been hurt.
              Dance like nobody's watching.
              Sing like nobody's listening.
              Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13440
                  #5
                  Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                  Originally posted by rubyraks
                  I've tried...apparently they want me to stay regardless of what I do...
                  That's because your colleagues still want to get their hands on the bag of jew gold around your neck

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18980
                      #6
                      Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                      dont push me!


                      i'm really pissed off today.

                      i might well hit someone. i want another job.

                      fucking arseholes!!!

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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13440
                          #7
                          Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                          Originally posted by Dhar_2
                          dont push me!


                          i'm really pissed off today.

                          i might well hit someone. i want another job.

                          fucking arseholes!!!
                          I know, just saw you on the surveilance cam

                          [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6VIo6_0l24[/YOUTUBE]

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                            • rubyraks
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5344
                              #8
                              Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                              Originally posted by KinKyJ
                              That's because your colleagues still want to get their hands on the bag of jew gold around your neck
                              You must have me confused with a chain wearing guido We now keep our money in high earning funds
                              "Work like you don't need the money.
                              Love like you've never been hurt.
                              Dance like nobody's watching.
                              Sing like nobody's listening.
                              Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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                                • KinKyJ
                                  Platinum Poser
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 13440
                                  #9
                                  Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                  Originally posted by rubyraks
                                  You must have me confused with a chain wearing guido We now keep our money in high earning funds
                                  Don't try to trick me, I saw it all on South Park. Now hand it over

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                                    • unkownartist
                                      Banned
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 4147
                                      #10
                                      Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                      now i know why u guys worship friday, fruck sake been in a job since tuesday worked 7 hours overtime through the week, fuckin knackered, no fanjeeta @ the work , the rest of them are all alcoholics or druggies ( i fit in well lmao ) and they asked me 2 work sat and sunday to which my reply was similar to go fuck urself, to top all that shit off i have to start working from 7am starting next fuckin week....all i can say is....

                                      thank fuck its friday

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                                        • fumanchu182
                                          Angantyr The Ruthless
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 972
                                          #11
                                          Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                          If nobody is happy with their jobs, I am a Technical Recruiter for Shulman Fleming & Partners here in Manhattan. Even if you are not local shoot me your resume anyway, work email aw@sap8.com.

                                          I work with a lot of startup companies as well as established media firms if you have any questions I am in the office till 4PM today before my road trip so we can definitely setup a call
                                          The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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                                            • Mr.Big
                                              Platinum Poster
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 1390
                                              #12
                                              Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                              I work as a courier. The pay is shit, its dangerous and i spent all day cycling in really bad rain. I fucking hate this job and im still looking for another one.

                                              TGIF...
                                              www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
                                              Pimps up Hoes down.

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                                                • Miguel
                                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 3182
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                                  TGIF mofos ... feeling like getting hammered today

                                                  hey kinky is this thread your responsability now ?

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                                                    • res0nat0r
                                                      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 14477
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                                      i am FREE....done with my job today and am currently proceeding to DRINK

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                                                        • KinKyJ
                                                          Platinum Poser
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 13440
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: TGIF - Get fired today!

                                                          Originally posted by Mr.Big
                                                          I work as a courier. The pay is shit, its dangerous and i spent all day cycling in really bad rain. I fucking hate this job and im still looking for another one.

                                                          TGIF...
                                                          Have you tried dropping your resume at one of those interim offices? Ok, you'll probably be changing jobs every 2 weeks or so, but I know a lot of guys who landed on the great job they're doing now that way. Btw, doesn't Ireland have a booming construction sector? You'll be outside most of the time too, but at least the chances of being run over by a truck are close to zero...

                                                          Originally posted by Miguel
                                                          TGIF mofos ... feeling like getting hammered today

                                                          hey kinky is this thread your responsability now ?
                                                          Me responsible, hahahaha yeah that'll be the day. Nah, since it was already 4PM here and nobody had moved an arse, I just pushed the button. Btw, I needed an excuse to post that porn for the blind link anyhow

                                                          Originally posted by res0nat0r
                                                          i am FREE....done with my job today and am currently proceeding to DRINK
                                                          You'd better if you don't wanna be passed out before we head to La Rocca next month

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