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  • pablo_tc
    Getting warmed up
    • Jun 2004
    • 60
    #46
    ^^^



    Political jokes... not my thing

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      • Jay Fury
        Gold Gabber
        • Jun 2004
        • 878
        #47
        Re: Joke time again...

        What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

        Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
        Mind and Body crave light, because we live in Darkness.

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15380
            #48
            Re: Joke time again...

            Originally posted by Jay Fury";p="
            What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

            Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
            What do you call a dude with two bad eyes?

            JAY FURY!

            [http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...;&start=25]

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              • Trinity
                Getting warmed up
                • Jun 2004
                • 73
                #49
                Re: Joke time again...

                Originally posted by picklemonkey";p="
                Originally posted by Jay Fury";p="
                What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

                Nothing, somebody already told her twice.
                What do you call a dude with two bad eyes?

                JAY FURY!

                [http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...;&start=25]
                joke of the day!

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                  • zeronineteen
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 623
                    #50
                    What do you call a dead blonde found in the closet?


                    last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
                    Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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