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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20806
    #1

    Tgif

    when chuck norris goes to a party and gets drunk he doesnt throw up, he throws down!





    happy no underwear at the office day friday!
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    • Lorn
      Looking for a title!
      • Sep 2004
      • 5826
      #2
      Re: Tgif

      TGIF!

      Be safe people.

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        • rewing3
          I really don't care
          • Jun 2004
          • 5511
          #3
          Re: Tgif

          TGIF! Hope everyon has a good weekend.
          Common Sense is not Common at all.

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            • tiddles
              Encryption, Jr.
              • Jun 2004
              • 6864
              #4
              Re: Tgif

              Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
              Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
              The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
              Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
              Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
              Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
              If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy."
              Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck to ballet practice.
              When Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkley make Total Gym commercials, Christy uses a higher setting. And spots him.
              Freddy Mercury wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls" after a passionate night with Chuck Norris.
              Chuck Norris loves hemorrhoids. He calls them "speed bumps."

              more:
              https://www.fucknorrisfacts.com

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                • BureOne
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3288
                  #5
                  Re: Tgif

                  Happy pay day Friday!!! Have a great weekend everyone! Finally.

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                    • Huggie Smiles
                      Anyone have Styx livesets?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11849
                      #6
                      Re: Tgif

                      Originally posted by tiddles
                      Freddy Mercury wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls" after a passionate night with Chuck Norris.
                      Fat Bottom Girls was written By Brian May not Freddie.

                      (whadyamean the other 'facts' weren't true either!!!!!!!!)



                      TGIF everybody!
                      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                        • Jibgolly
                          Vortexuralizor
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20806
                          #7
                          Re: Tgif

                          leave it to the social worker to ruin everything. ya jerk!

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                            • Miguel
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 3182
                              #8
                              Re: Tgif

                              got hammered last nite to a disastrous soccer game , colombia lost to paragay 5-0

                              im mourning right now . the headache is getting worse


                              TGIF .. have fun

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                                • asdf_admin
                                  i use to be important
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 12813
                                  #9
                                  Re: Tgif

                                  Holy S%it!

                                  You can dig from one side of the Earth to the the other! It is amazing.

                                  TGIF FOLKS! MAY YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL FRIDAY AND A SUPER WEEKEND!

                                  ALSO. IF I DO NOT CHAT WITH SOME OF YOU ... I WISH YOU A WONDERFUL 4th.
                                  dead, yet alive.

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                                    • Jibgolly
                                      Vortexuralizor
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 20806
                                      #10
                                      Re: Tgif

                                      the holiest of shits apparantley!!!!

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                                        • chanty
                                          John, John, where art thou!
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4623
                                          #11
                                          Re: Tgif

                                          TGIF Peeps! I'm working all weekend but we'll be at our trailer by the lake next week!
                                          Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                                            • Jibgolly
                                              Vortexuralizor
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 20806
                                              #12
                                              Re: Tgif

                                              i'll take a trailer down by the lake, over a van down by the river any day!

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                                                • Huggie Smiles
                                                  Anyone have Styx livesets?
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 11849
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Tgif

                                                  Originally posted by Jibgolly
                                                  leave it to the social worker to ruin everything. ya jerk!
                                                  don't you EVER call me that again.
                                                  Jerk is fine though.

                                                  ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                                                    • unkownartist
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 4147
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Tgif

                                                      tgif people

                                                      just to give u lot a lil heads up i guess i should mension that i,m working on sunday so the kiss uploads will be a little later than usual

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                                                        • Jibgolly
                                                          Vortexuralizor
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 20806
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Tgif

                                                          you son of a..... you son of a...............

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