Wouldn't Every Man Realize This??!!

[hear_my_name]

[web:83e317a154]http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID =6406632&section=news[/web:83e317a154]

geesh.. men these days.

[tiddles]

[beto]

poor dog...

[refine]

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thats the most disturbing thing ive ever read.

why didnt he just choke the chicken instead? badoom-tish

[skahound]

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[stream:b9d2ef0907]http://mars.walagata.com/w/skahound/Detachable_Penis.mp3[/stream:b9d2ef0907]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time; it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time;
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it,
so I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet,
'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate,
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven,
some guy was selling it!
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
I was happy again: complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[definiteform]

I think I would notice if I lost that. ;(

[dersuuzala]

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lyrics to king missile - detachable penis

yes!!!!!! best song ever.

detachable peeeeeeeeenis

[muzza69]

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lol
chicken necks arent that chunky are they

[Jibgolly]

whiskey... aint it great!

[stoneskid]

That sucks

[picklemonkey]

rushed out into his yard in his underwear

Why'd he put the chicken in his underwear first? He had to have reached INTO his underwear to grab his dick unless he put the chicken right next to his cock.

And another thing! Why'd he have a stiffy while holding the chicken? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have grabbed his whole 2 inches if it weren't sticking straight up in front of him.

This dude got what he had coming... Chickenfucker.

[Terry]

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chickenfucker is right. i cannot actually see how this happened.

[picklemonkey]

The dog probably ate it because he was tired of getting stiffed in the ass from Chickenfucker.

[Morgan]

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Sure the is more to this than meets the eye.

[hansh20]

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He surely was hard by the time he cut his cock, fucking sick he deserves more than that, i hope he cut his nuts too thinking it was the chicken Adan's Apple