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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20916
    #1

    Uncle Dirty



    "When I die they can take my ashes and sprinkle them in the ocean, or if I'm still in good shape, maybe they can stuff me and preserve me and put me in a thong and keep me in the living room."

    Uncle Dirty.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • toasty
      Sir Toastiness
      • Jun 2004
      • 6588
      #2
      Re: Uncle Dirty

      Reminds me of a joke:

      Two old ladies are out tending their garden. One pulls a couple of potatoes out of the ground and turns to the other and says, "Wow. These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."

      The other woman says, "Geez, your husband's balls are that big?'"

      She replies, "No, they're that dirty."




      Ba-dum, ching!!

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20916
          #3
          Re: Uncle Dirty

          LOL. The photo essay is quite fascinating.

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • nick007
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Oct 2007
              • 6099
              #4
              Re: Uncle Dirty

              Ghandi reincarnated as Dirty Uncle!

              The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                • shosh
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4673
                  #5
                  Re: Uncle Dirty

                  wow strong penor

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                    • 88Mariner
                      My dick is smaller
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7128
                      #6
                      Re: Uncle Dirty

                      i call shenanigans on that thong. clearly the guy is stuffing.
                      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                      ----PEACE-----

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18980
                          #7
                          Re: Uncle Dirty

                          ^

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                            • Huggie Smiles
                              Anyone have Styx livesets?
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11849
                              #8
                              Re: Uncle Dirty

                              Originally posted by 88Mariner
                              i call shenanigans on that thong. clearly the guy is stuffing.
                              the article states that he does - "As the years passed he made more and more thongs and stuffed bigger and bigger objects in to the front of them."
                              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                                • 88Mariner
                                  My dick is smaller
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 7128
                                  #9
                                  Re: Uncle Dirty

                                  Originally posted by Huggie Smiles
                                  the article states that he does - "As the years passed he made more and more thongs and stuffed bigger and bigger objects in to the front of them."
                                  thanks for clearing that up. i'm glad i didn't waste time reading the article.

                                  either way....that's a goddamn hilarious sight to see.

                                  it would be funny to have this guy on jackass, hidden camera filming him as he walkes into a cafe and sits down, legs spread wide....catching all the looks for horror on the people's faces.
                                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                  ----PEACE-----

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                                    • Duff McKagin
                                      Gold Gabber
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 690
                                      #10
                                      Re: Uncle Dirty

                                      good god
                                      Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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                                        • AntonyM
                                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 6412
                                          #11
                                          Re: Uncle Dirty

                                          Offensive on so many levels
                                          Originally posted by Shpira
                                          So came back last night...
                                          Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                          All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                          Originally posted by Illuminate
                                          Let me get this straight.

                                          So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                          1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                          2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                          3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                          4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                          Am I close here?

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                                            • stella
                                              Getting Somewhere
                                              • Feb 2008
                                              • 104
                                              #12
                                              Re: Uncle Dirty

                                              winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

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