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  • danielRR
    Getting Somewhere
    • May 2008
    • 224
    #46
    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

    3. Being stung by a wasp
    2. Blanket on fire in bed. That was hot.
    1. Violent oxy-contin vomiting. It was florescent green and gold... OAKLAND ATHLETICS !
    http://soundcloud.com/lexajune

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      • AndyH
        Platinum Poster
        • May 2005
        • 1786
        #47
        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

        Before I moved to London I lived in Watford which in ony about 10 miles from this..

        http://www.buncefield-oil-fire-hemel...gedfeet.co.uk/ (obv no need to read it all but there are some cool pics)

        I woke up with my heart pumping ridiculously hard and knowing something was def not right. I had absolutely no idea what so I just lay there for a few mins half disorientated and half shitting myself and when there was no further noise I just went back to sleep, lol.

        Also waking up from having my wisdom teeth out covered in blood and laying on a blood soaked pillow in hospital wasnt ideal..

        I think Threehills has to be the worst tbh.
        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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          • Dhar_2
            meat and potatoes
            • Jun 2004
            • 18980
            #48
            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

            with a used condom up your arse!

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              • AndyH
                Platinum Poster
                • May 2005
                • 1786
                #49
                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                Originally posted by Dhar_2
                with a used condom up your arse!
                Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate
                [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                  • Kamal
                    Administrator
                    • May 2002
                    • 29060
                    #50
                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                    yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?
                    www.mjwebhosting.com

                    Jib says:
                    he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                    Originally posted by ace_dl
                    Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                    I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • AndyH
                        Platinum Poster
                        • May 2005
                        • 1786
                        #51
                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                        Originally posted by Kamal
                        yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?
                        I cant reply to any of ur posts coz I just get distracted by your avatar!!!
                        [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                          • Dhar_2
                            meat and potatoes
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 18980
                            #52
                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                            ^ but didnt u just reply!!!

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                              • Dhar_2
                                meat and potatoes
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 18980
                                #53
                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                Originally posted by AndyH
                                Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate
                                might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!!

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                                  • Garrick
                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 6767
                                    #54
                                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                    this thread has taken an odd turn, lol
                                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                                      • Dhar_2
                                        meat and potatoes
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 18980
                                        #55
                                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                        Dont look at me!!

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                                          • AndyH
                                            Platinum Poster
                                            • May 2005
                                            • 1786
                                            #56
                                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                            Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                            ^ but didnt u just reply!!!
                                            I didnt actually directly reply to his post, I just addressed my comment at him in general
                                            [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                              • Steve Graham
                                                DJ Jelly
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 12888
                                                #57
                                                Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....


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                                                  • AndyH
                                                    Platinum Poster
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 1786
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                    Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                                    might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!!
                                                    Its only ur worst nightmare coz its empty and not full of a 12" cock
                                                    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'

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                                                      • Dhar_2
                                                        meat and potatoes
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 18980
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                        ^ u are one sick mofo!!!

                                                        but andy at least we know how u think!!!

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                                                          • lilsensa
                                                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 6682
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: What is the worst way you've been woken up....

                                                            Waking up to a call telling me that a good friend of mine had been killed by a drunk driver the night before.
                                                            RIP ~ Steve James







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