Fuck Everything...

[fabric8]

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fucked (comparative more fucked, superlative most fucked)
Positive
fucked
Comparative
more fucked
Superlative
most fucked

1. Broken. I can't repair your computer, it's fucked, mate.
2. In trouble. He's lost his map in the middle of a desert! He's fucked.
3. Very drunk. Man, I was mixing all sorts of drinks, and by the end of the night I was fucked!
4. Annoying or mean. I'll be awake all night finishing all the work I had to bring home. That is so fucked!

[i!!ustrious]

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^ lol nice one

in related news -->

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g[/youtube]

[fabric8]

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what the fuck is this all about?!

^^^^^^
now that we've had the tutorial, lets take it to a "Whole Notha Level":


I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out


By Kurt Beckman
September 20, 2006 | Issue 42•38



I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold, who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team, wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt. So I fucked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow. And then I fucked her friend Michelle (a great fuck), and Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina, who's a fucking Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night.
Fucking incredible fucking.
Then it hits me: Fuck. Rina is my boss's daughter, that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year, and my damn wife told me last week that if I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to "walk out that [fucking] door and never come back." And it takes a fuckload of nerve for my wife to say that.
But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks up and then expects some other fucknut to clean up his fucking mess. A man's got to take some responsibility or he'll never amount to shit. I fucked my way into this, and by God, I'll fuck my way out.


full story:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52981

[buckman]

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"Life is like a dick.,when it's hard FUCK IT!!!!

[i!!ustrious]

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oh for fucks sake



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nQNnxzvEQ[/youtube]


and then, fuckin.. idunno dude.

[ribbario]

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[kassios]

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Environment free taxi

[TheMightyGreg]

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Fuck off you bunch of fuckpigs

[heretic]

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^^^^^^
now that we've had the tutorial, lets take it to a "Whole Notha Level":


I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out


By Kurt Beckman
September 20, 2006 | Issue 42•38



I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold, who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team, wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt. So I fucked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow. And then I fucked her friend Michelle (a great fuck), and Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina, who's a fucking Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night.
Fucking incredible fucking.
Then it hits me: Fuck. Rina is my boss's daughter, that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year, and my damn wife told me last week that if I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to "walk out that [fucking] door and never come back." And it takes a fuckload of nerve for my wife to say that.
But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks up and then expects some other fucknut to clean up his fucking mess. A man's got to take some responsibility or he'll never amount to shit. I fucked my way into this, and by God, I'll fuck my way out.


full story:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52981

that shit is gold!

I can be a real fuck, sure, but I fucking finish what I start, and not just when I'm fucking.

In the end, I only see one way out of this: more fucking. Much more. An all-out, nuts-in-the-guts fuckfest. Yes, one false-fucking-move and you're ass-first in a fucking genuine clusterfuck real fucking quick—but do I look like a green-eared sportfucker to you, fuckrod?

[TheMightyGreg]

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Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word fuck. It is the only word which can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
Fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words in the English language with the versitility of the word fuck.
Besides the sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many types of situations.

• Insurance fraud: I got fucked by my agent.
• Happiness: I got fucked by my girlfriend.
• Dismay: Oh fuck it.
• Frustration: Fuck.
• Amazement: Well, fuck.
• Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now.
• Aggression: Fuck you.
• Passive: Fuck me.
• Anger: Fuck it.
• Confusion: What the fuck is going on?
• Difficulty: I can’t understand my fucking homework.
• Curiosity: What the fuck are you doing?
• Despair: Fucked again.
• Uncaring: Who gives a fuck?
• Religious: Holy fuck!
• Incompetence: He’s all fucked up.
• Laziness: He’s just fucking around.
• Rebellion: Fuck off.
• Romantic: Let’s fuck.
• Fear: Oh fuck.
• Displeasure: What the fuck is happening?
• It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He’s a fucking asshole.
• It can be used to suggest ideas: Go fuck a tree,
• It can be used to tell time: It’s fucking 5:30
• It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job?
• It can have maternal connections: Motherfucker.
• It can be nautical: Fuck the admiral.
• It can be political: Fuck Trudeau.
• It can be medical: Re-fucking-tarded.
• It can open the door to new relationships: Let’s fuck.
• It can enhance the meaning of a word: Beauti-fucking-ful.

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word fuck. How could anyone be offended by the word fuck?

[Dhar_2]

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOGhzFgQREg[/YOUTUBE]