god is mocking me...

[hydra]

i just got home from dinner with a friend, and as i walk by my neighbors apartment, i hear something and see movement through the shades...upon closer inspection its my neighbor (hot chicka) riding this guy in their living room...whatever, no big deal (sucks that i havent gotten any since the last ice age)...

but no, its not enough, i walk into my apartment just in time to hear them finish up through the walls, but to NOW hear my neighbors on the other side of me going at it...

is EVERYONE having sex but me?

is god mocking the fact that its not enough i know im not getting any ass, but now i have to bear witness to other people doing it?

people can have sex, but rubbing it in my face---god, why must you forsake me!

[Trancelucent One]

Re: god is mocking me...

sucks that i havent gotten any since the last ice age...

I know the feeling. Someone posted a quote on here that said something like "Sex is like air, you don't realize how important it is until you're not getting any." Well damn, isn't that true?

[lmmadic]

:ROFLMAO: were's beanz when you need him he would sort you out with some ass in no time

but i hear ya man, i can't remember the last time i had some either
but on the bright side i know i'm gonna get some on wednesday
there's this girl i know she's been single now for a few months, and because she broke up with the guy she didn't have a place to live anymore so had to go live with her parents again.
The girl is obsedded with sex. according to her ex, she wanted to have sex all day long if she could. She would say, hey i'm bored...boyfriend: yeah me too, she:wanna have sex?
gotta love girls like that. plus she's bi so treesome would be an option. and she likes to watch porn.
so to cut a long story short she's comming over on wednesday. examns are over for both of us then so what better way to party that casual sex

[swedetech]

[FM]

Re: god is mocking me...

i just got home from dinner with a friend, and as i walk by my neighbors apartment, i hear something and see movement through the shades...upon closer inspection its my neighbor (hot chicka) riding this guy in their living room...whatever, no big deal (sucks that i havent gotten any since the last ice age)...

but no, its not enough, i walk into my apartment just in time to hear them finish up through the walls, but to NOW hear my neighbors on the other side of me going at it...

is EVERYONE having sex but me?

is god mocking the fact that its not enough i know im not getting any ass, but now i have to bear witness to other people doing it?

people can have sex, but rubbing it in my face---god, why must you forsake me!

man I feel for ya there...









































yea right; that's just too f'ing funny..

[hydra]

it wouldn't be so bad if they werent SO damned loud!!!

its like god is teasing me saying 'haha other people are experiencing pleasures of the flesh while you only get to imagine it'

im not a bad looking guy either, just in a slump!

[mtguru]

Re: god is mocking me...

"Sex is like air, you don't realize how important it is until you're not getting any." Well damn, isn't that true?

How true of a statement

[konfussion]

That's rough stuff, but should you really have been peeking through the blinds?

[TheOutsider]

knock on the door and ask if u can join in.. sure u might get knocked out or slapped but hey least u tried lolz

[brakada]

knock on the door and ask if u can join in.. sure u might get knocked out or slapped but hey least u tried lolz

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The neighbour.
The neighbour who?
The neigbour, that would like to have some sex, please.

Yeah, that would definitely be the way to do it. Too bad the neighbour isn't a bi, and she would be making out with a girl. Then you could definitely knock on the door and ask if you can borrow some salt, or something... :wink:

[Pataky P]

[neur0t0xin64]

you're luck sucks dude, go out and get some action instead of posting about your lack there of!

[MJ]

I tell ya one thing for sure, don`t get married. You`ll not get any sex till the next ice age.

[peeps]

Re: god is mocking me...

and as i walk by my neighbors apartment, i hear something and see movement through the shades...upon closer inspection its my neighbor (hot chicka) riding this guy in their living room...whatever, no big deal !

anyone else find this hysterical?

"upon further inspection"?? what's up with THAT - ya peepin' freak did you actually see her? how lond did you watch for? shit - i would have pulled up a chair, a six pack alit up a smoke and cheered her on!

"no big deal" maybe not to you, but does your neighbor know your checkin' her out

[hydra]

their blinds were open it was hard to not see, i couldnt tell what it was at first, my curiosity got the better of me