Who is gonna win the Euro 2004?

[ace_dl]

Greece tries very hard, but due to lack of stamina it is deemed to lose at some point.
Greece Vs France is going to be a disaster for Greece obviously, unless we get all French players stoned!!!

GO ON GREECE!!!!

I second that dude! On the other hand, now that we have qualified for the next round of the tournament, we won't be stressed so hopefully Greece are gonna play decent football

All the best

[Huggie Smiles]

: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red
and white in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing
stock and crumbled in the box.

Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 90
Minutes
and still come second!

Q: What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the England football
team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!

Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence

Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman
in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by
the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find
it
totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a
successful pass to or at anyone."

Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet
engine eventually stops whining.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy
Hill.You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot Jimmy Hill - twice.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

[Civic_Zen]

Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 90
Minutes and still come second!

Thanks for the laugh.

[Huggie Smiles]

fingers crossed :wink:

[swedetech]

[fred1971]

[swedetech]

whats up with all this players spitting at eachother?!?!

Now Frei is suspended for the rest of the tournament...

[chemicalbeavis]

fingers crossed :wink:

I thought you scots would be supporting the Croats :wink:

[chemicalbeavis]

GOOD CALL FRED

[Huggie Smiles]

[quote="chemicalbeavis"]

fingers crossed :wink:

I thought you scots would be supporting the Croats :wink: [/quote


the words "cheeky" and "fukker" spring to mind

[Steve Graham]

THREELIONS!!! nuff said!

[chemicalbeavis]

the words "cheeky" and "fukker" spring to mind

hehehe

[Steve Graham]

COME ON ENGLAND!!!! 2-1 AT HALFTIME LADS.. NOICE ONE ROONEY.

[chemicalbeavis]

Yeah, that 2nd goal was amazing!

[Steve Graham]

Yeah, that 2nd goal was amazing!

I BET. WISH I COULD SEE THE MATCH, I'M AT WORK LISTENING ON BBC RADIO. I USED TO HAVE FINGER NAILS