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TheMightyGreg

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What's In a Name?

March 5, 2009, 10:02:56 AM

A shitload in my opinion. My job title used to be 'Online Manager' - not particularly entertaining or evocative, but after a relatively small change in my role it has been (in my opinion) significantly upgraded to 'Website Editor' Whoop Whoop!

My colleague told me this will instantly make me more attractive to the oppostie sex, so I immediately emailed the girl I'm seeing asking her opinion, and her response was...

"Yes, the next time I see you, you can fuck me in the ass"

I'm yet to find out if she's joking - I anticipate she might be.

Any other significantly sexy/dull job titles out there?

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March 5, 2009, 10:20:07 AM

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i'd say, grab her hand, sing her sweet serenades with lemonade, and then pork her shittar

courage wolf's ageless wisdom would advise you to:

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March 5, 2009, 10:48:30 AM

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Originally posted by TheMightyGreg

"Yes, the next time I see you, you can fuck me in the ass"

Really?I demand proof emailed immediatly..

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March 5, 2009, 11:14:32 AM

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good to know, you're titles everywhere are getting updated it seems

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March 5, 2009, 11:16:55 AM

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.....everything. LOL

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March 5, 2009, 11:35:51 AM

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Nice title! Lol..
The receptionist at my agency is called The director of first impressions!

Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....
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March 5, 2009, 11:42:48 AM

Re: What's In a Name?

Originally posted by chanty

Nice title! Lol..
The receptionist at my agency is called The director of first impressions!

haha thats gold

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March 5, 2009, 12:18:46 PM

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Customer Service Sales Associate.

That's my title. Can't I just be called "Sales Associate"?? By having "Customer Service" in my title, it makes it sound like I am at the customers beckoned call, and am waiting on my knees ready to tug their torpedoes....

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March 5, 2009, 12:20:05 PM

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Begrudgingly verified

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March 5, 2009, 12:32:50 PM

Re: What's In a Name?

Originally posted by TheMightyGreg

A shitload in my opinion. My job title used to be 'Online Manager' - not particularly entertaining or evocative, but after a relatively small change in my role it has been (in my opinion) significantly upgraded to 'Website Editor' Whoop Whoop!

My colleague told me this will instantly make me more attractive to the oppostie sex, so I immediately emailed the girl I'm seeing asking her opinion, and her response was...

"Yes, the next time I see you, you can fuck me in the ass"

I'm yet to find out if she's joking - I anticipate she might be.

Any other significantly sexy/dull job titles out there?

Well, if all goes your way, and I suspect it might...

...you can add Hershey Highway Inspector to your resume.
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March 5, 2009, 12:35:31 PM

Re: What's In a Name?

my all time favorite comes from an audit i did when i was fresh outta college.

"senior viability analyst"

your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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March 5, 2009, 12:41:59 PM

Re: What's In a Name?

^lol that's awesome

You can always find really good titles in political campaigns, such as deputy campaign manager or event coordinator.

It was fun while it lasted...
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March 5, 2009, 12:47:32 PM

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March 5, 2009, 12:49:51 PM

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A couple of nights ago I watched again Darren Aronofsky's Requiem For A Dream (I don't have time for a full review just now, but I love this: one of the best-ever films about drug-taking), and noticed that the credits include a.........

Refrigerator Puppeteer.

Beat that! (His mother must be so proud.)

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March 5, 2009, 02:47:07 PM

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Where I work it's a big deal for the people who get their first title "Assistant Vice president". That's the beginning of the non-tariff ladder on a career before you become "Vice president". It basically means much more responsibility but still not any freedom to decide. I always wondered why there are 2 titles for vice presidents but there are no presidents. Next step is "Director". So where are the presidents? Work titles are ridiculous and some use them like it's a Doctor title.
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