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  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6767
    #16
    Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

    i don't know if the story is funnier or the fact that you set your avocado outside your front door to get some sun.....

    moral of the story: buy ripe avocados.


    ps - i thought the exact same thing toasty did when i started reading this. the strawberry thief strikes again!
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • TomTom
        Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
        • May 2002
        • 16219
        #17
        Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

        I just imagined this story with George from Seinfeld as the guy who found out his Avocados he cared for like if it's a baby was stolen. Awesome plot for a hidden episode.

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6767
            #18
            Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

            a dingo ate your baby??
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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              • lilsensa
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6682
                #19
                Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                A dolphin blew me.
                RIP ~ Steve James







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                  • fyrestarter
                    Gold Gabber
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 529
                    #20
                    Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                    i'm sorry lilsensa. it was me.
                    I wonder if this new healthcare thing covers my pre-existing condition: AWESOMENESS.

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                      • chanty
                        John, John, where art thou!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4623
                        #21
                        Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                        That's funny they gave it back! I'm sure they had a giggle over it!

                        Originally posted by lilsensa
                        Hell yeah. I love avocados. I planted an avocado seed once when I was 7. When we moved to our new house a year later, I brought my avocado plant with me. I named him Seymour because the seed split open and it looked like Seymour from "Little Shop Of Horrors"..LOL...

                        Seymour is now about 25 feet tall and his branches span at least 15-20 feet across, and produces about 500-1000 avocados every couple of years.
                        Omg..that's some avocado story there. Good job Mr. Greenthumb!
                        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                          • simonr
                            Transitionator
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8908
                            #22
                            Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                            Think I've found the culprit !

                            sigpicSimonR

                            This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                              • simonr
                                Transitionator
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 8908
                                #23
                                Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                And the accomplace:

                                sigpicSimonR

                                This release was mastered direct from vinyl at the request of the DJ and as such features natural sound characteristics of this medium such as record surface noise.

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                                  • lilsensa
                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 6682
                                    #24
                                    Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                    Originally posted by chanty
                                    That's funny they gave it back! I'm sure they had a giggle over it!



                                    Omg..that's some avocado story there. Good job Mr. Greenthumb!
                                    Yeah, they don't call me nature boy for nothin'!
                                    RIP ~ Steve James







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                                      • lilsensa
                                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 6682
                                        #25
                                        Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                        Simon. Your signature is bomb ass.
                                        RIP ~ Steve James







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                                          • DIDI
                                            Aussie Pest
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 17250
                                            #26
                                            Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                            "My neighbor found your avocado and thought it was mine..Sorry for the mixup, no hard feelings."


                                            It's all these identical avocados they thought it walked next store to your step???


                                            Btw I love avocados as well !!
                                            Originally posted by TheVrk
                                            it IS incredible isn't it??
                                            STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                                            Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                                            The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                                              • floridaorange
                                                I'm merely a humble butler
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 29125
                                                #27
                                                Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                                I love avocados seasoned as part of a dip, but straight avocado? I think people who eat them straight and frequently have some kind of vitamin deficiency, which is cool btw, we all have some form of vitamin deficiency I imagine.

                                                It was fun while it lasted...

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                                                  • DIDI
                                                    Aussie Pest
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 17250
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                                    Why?? They taste great !!
                                                    Originally posted by TheVrk
                                                    it IS incredible isn't it??
                                                    STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                                                    Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                                                    The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                                                      • DancingQueen
                                                        AVB FanClub | President
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 4065
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                                        Originally posted by lilsensa
                                                        When I woke this morning, I decided to check to see if anyone had ripped up my note, pee'd on it or whatever, and to my surprise, my avocado had been returned!! Along with the avocado was an apology note, that read "My neighbor found your avocado and thought it was mine..Sorry for the mixup, no hard feelings."
                                                        This part cracks me up for so many reasons...why would someone see an avocado on someone's step and think "hey that's mine"...and if you had taken it, why would you put it on your front step?! lol
                                                        sigpic
                                                        RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                                                        RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                                                        Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                                                          • feather
                                                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 20916
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Nobody steals my avocados!!

                                                            Couldn't you have left the avocado on the table for it to ripen?

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                                                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
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                                                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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