Kiefer Sutherland rages up

[bobjuice]

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Worst is - anyone without a license is put on a list and harrassed like you wouldn't believe.
Just by saying "no thanks" you are branded a liar pretty much..
You have to prove to them that you don't own a tv - how fuckin backward is that? They even have the power to search your home for a tv set if they don't believe you

[Weizy]

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Great story! Keep it up Kiefer!

[Dhar_2]

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[herogee]

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Don't own one - hate it

Will never pay money to this government just to own one so they can control what i'm told - fuck that!

Is it illegal if you watch it from DVD straight on your computer?

[herogee]

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- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

- Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.

- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.

- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

- Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

- It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.

- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer

- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

Epic!

Have read most of those in the past but I couldn't help reading them and laughing again.

[bobjuice]

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Is it illegal if you watch it from DVD straight on your computer?

No - you have to be receiving a tv signal for them to get you so t'internet is slowly fuckin up their rules for them - bbc (public-funded, state controlled tv company here) have now brought out "iplayer" where you can watch their programs of the last week anyhow so i think they've admitted defeat there. Though people are way too scared not to pay the fee still.
sorry - nothing to do with the thread this, is it?

[i!!ustrious]

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ahhaha that is redic

[dusk]

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No - you have to be receiving a tv signal for them to get you so t'internet is slowly fuckin up their rules for them - bbc (public-funded, state controlled tv company here) have now brought out "iplayer" where you can watch their programs of the last week anyhow so i think they've admitted defeat there. Though people are way too scared not to pay the fee still.
sorry - nothing to do with the thread this, is it?

wow thats kinda messed up.

[Johnnyboy]

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"Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk."

AHAHAHAHAHA

I never stop laughing when I read the Jack Jokes...

"Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man"

As a true fan of the show... This one kills me!

This season is great BTW...

[i!!ustrious]

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^ then go post in our 24 thread we got in the movies forum.

Great story! Keep it up Kiefer!

ah ma old avatar! nice touch mate!