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  • Haziel
    Likes a finger upthere
    • Jan 2007
    • 3194
    #16
    Re: Useless Superpowers

    I can hold my load for a long long time and then have a wicked money shot festival .

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      • neoee
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1266
        #17
        Re: Useless Superpowers

        Originally posted by lilsensa
        I have the ability to read people within the first 30 seconds of meeting them.
        That's hardly useless. I'm the same way and I find it quite helpful in life.
        "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." -Benjamin Franklin

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          • chanty
            John, John, where art thou!
            • Jun 2004
            • 4623
            #18
            Re: Useless Superpowers

            I can do that too, but sometimes I must admit that I'm wrong. It's surprising when it happens and good too.

            Btw...NICE TO SEE YOU HERE NEOEE...it's been awhile!
            Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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              • bobjuice
                Banned
                • May 2008
                • 4921
                #19
                Re: Useless Superpowers

                I can cure hiccups - works every time.

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                  • etincelles
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 338
                    #20
                    Re: Useless Superpowers

                    .......
                    Last edited by etincelles; April 19, 2010, 12:40:46 PM.

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18980
                        #21
                        Re: Useless Superpowers

                        Originally posted by Garrick
                        dhar's = post nonsense?

                        i remember a year or two ago you were posting like 200-300 times a day it seemed, lol.
                        so my super power would be omnipresence!

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                          • Kat
                            A pretty fn good milkshake
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 4696
                            #22
                            Re: Useless Superpowers

                            i can do a break-dance with my eyebrows, useless but funny
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                            Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                              • Kamal
                                Administrator
                                • May 2002
                                • 29058
                                #23
                                Re: Useless Superpowers

                                can tell you about people by looking at their photos
                                works more often than not.
                                www.mjwebhosting.com

                                Jib says:
                                he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                Originally posted by ace_dl
                                Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                                  • Micko
                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 8227
                                    #24
                                    Re: Useless Superpowers

                                    Originally posted by rainman
                                    ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.
                                    Impressive
                                    ​

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                                      • MJ
                                        Here since 2002
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 6563
                                        #25
                                        Re: Useless Superpowers

                                        I can whistle through me eye sockets. As yet though I haven't found a really good reason to do it.
                                        mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                                        Silentium est aureum

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                                          • Dhar_2
                                            meat and potatoes
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 18980
                                            #26
                                            Re: Useless Superpowers

                                            Originally posted by rainman
                                            ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.
                                            good 'ole rhoppies!

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                                              • nick007
                                                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 6099
                                                #27
                                                Re: Useless Superpowers



                                                Our president

                                                The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                                                  • nick007
                                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                    • 6099
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Useless Superpowers

                                                    Originally posted by rainman
                                                    ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.
                                                    Need a whole thread for your strategies dude!

                                                    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                                                      • i!!ustrious
                                                        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 12312
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Useless Superpowers

                                                        The ability to guess last week's lottery numbers correctly without knowing what they were.
                                                        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                                          • floridaorange
                                                            I'm merely a humble butler
                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                            • 29125
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Useless Superpowers

                                                            Originally posted by rainman
                                                            ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.
                                                            unattractive women, or?

                                                            It was fun while it lasted...

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