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Better than fmylife
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(516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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this may be my favorite so far...
(734): I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
(231): the cocktail of hopeDon't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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i heard a great statement the other day... not on that site, but it made me laugh my ass off anyway.
"she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
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(949): Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like thatDon't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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(97
: You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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(905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
(1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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^^^



The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkit IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
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Oh that's awesome!!!
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(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."

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looks like im about 3 mnths late to this thread! noice!
(906): didnt we say no more talking to eachother
(906): it will help you get over me i promise
(414): im horny
(906): ok i will unlock the door
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(903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
(214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
(903): I'll be there in 10....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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