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Some guy at a bus stop earlier today hit me a whack on the leg with a stick for no reason.
Naturally,i retalliated+beat the shit out of him,
just for good measure i kicked the fuck outta his labrador as well!!!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•
Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.
Yeah Gav's back. And obviously didn't spend his holiday honing his sense of humour. Guilt pangs all gone
FUNNY!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas
2.No tv
3.No nude women
4.No fooball
5.No bacon/pork chops
6.No hotdogs
7.No alcohol
8.No burgers
9.Rags for clothes
10.Towels for hats
11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
12.more than one wife
13.More than one mother-in law
,Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT FUNNY!!
14.You cant shave
15Your wife cant shave
16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey
17.You wipe your arse with your hand
18You cook over burning camel shit
19.Your wife is picked by someone else
20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey
That last bit ruins the funny ! Good jokes don't have to hit you over the head .
Originally posted by TheVrk
it IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
Simply does not get any better than Hernan
I just walked past the fridge and i thought i heard an Onion singing a Bee Gee's song...but when i opened the fridge door it was just a ch ch ch chive talking.
....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
it IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
Simply does not get any better than Hernan
it IS incredible isn't it??
STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
Simply does not get any better than Hernan
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