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  • clintlove
    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
    • Jun 2004
    • 3278
    #1

    Micheal Jackson jokes

    Why does Micheal Jackson shop at K-Mart?


    Because he heard the little boys pants were half off

    Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 29058
      #2
      what do you find in an 8 years old shorts....

      Michael Jackson's hand
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      Jib says:
      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
      Originally posted by ace_dl
      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • clintlove
          Hey girl, ya Hungry?
          • Jun 2004
          • 3278
          #3
          Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

          Did you hear about Micheal Jackson fucking twenty eight year olds?


          He fucked twenty of them.

          Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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            • Pataky P
              asdf_imo
              • Jun 2004
              • 1966
              #4
              Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

              I don't like Michael Jackson.Sorry,but this is truth!

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                • palmer
                  Retired or Simply Important
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5388
                  #5
                  whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...




                  neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.
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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 29058
                      #6
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                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                        • curse
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 11
                          #7
                          Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                          I hate Jacko!

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                            • darkabeatz
                              Addiction started
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 262
                              #8
                              Originally posted by palmer
                              whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...




                              neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.


                              What did michael Jackson say after he was found "not guilty"............

                              "Im so happy I feel like a kid again."


                              What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
                              They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

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                                • Kamal
                                  Administrator
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 29058
                                  #9
                                  What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
                                  They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
                                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                                  Jib says:
                                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                                    • shan
                                      Platinum Poster
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 1193
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by palmer
                                      whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...




                                      neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.
                                      LMAO

                                      classic

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                                        • umlaut
                                          Getting warmed up
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 92
                                          #11
                                          Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                          what i don't understand is why any parent will allow their kids to be alone with Wacko Jacko
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                                          ThOu ShaLL Not LiStEn To BaD MusIk
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                                            • Sobo
                                              Fresh Peossy
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 8
                                              #12
                                              Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                              that whiteblack old women sucks

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                                                • clintlove
                                                  Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 3278
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                  Did you hear what the Dad said to Micheal Jackson at the beach?



                                                  Get out of my son!

                                                  Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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                                                    • clintlove
                                                      Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 3278
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                      Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?


                                                      A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

                                                      Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

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                                                        • hulkhuss
                                                          Are you Kidding me??
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 3706
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Micheal Jackson jokes

                                                          What is Micheal Jackson's favorite game to play with little boys?

                                                          "Beat It"

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