Cyber sex beanz stylee

[MJ]

Funny as fuck from start to finish.

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states

I haven`t laughed like that for ages.

[dtgunslinger]

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bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funniest stuff I have read. Thanks man.

[Mr.Big]

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this link is old but its still very funny. best part.

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!

[thesightless]

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OMFG

what a laugh.

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you

i nearly choked on my knish.

[peloquin]

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hahaha. sounds like this home movie i borrowed from asdf admin. dont tell him tho, he doesnt know i have it.

[Kinetic]

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Man, this is some of the funniest shit I´ve ever seen on the Internet! It´s pretty old, I think I saw it for the 1st time around 2 years ago, but it´s fucking classic!

[thesightless]

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Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

[thesightless]

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more bloodninja here

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

this one has some double posts but a few others not posted

http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html

same

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

[bart_smastard]

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I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
SexyKarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get f**kin pumped when anyone is near their cubs

how do you make a bear cross?





nail two of them together

[Bugware.Co!?]

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sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. ---------------------------- good ones!

[picklemonkey]

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http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4298

I closed this thread yesterday and posted this link. now my post is gone and the thread is open.

[dawnx]

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Funny as f&*k man

[daveman]

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oh man, thats gonna get fired from work. i'm laughing too hard.

[mmglobal]

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It doesn't get anymore serious than a Rhinocerous about to charge your ass...

So true, so true...