I love my job and this is why...

[fumanchu182]

1.) Didn't have to come in till 11:30AM today.

2.) Got paid today.

3.) Sasha and Diggerz have been on my Winamp Internet Radio station all day.

4.) I have bungle in the paperwork department and somehow today I conned all my supervisors into thinking I got a lot of work done, when it was themselves who checked my work folders.

5.) Throwing a party later tonight and invited a few select women that I saw passing by the office.

6.) There are no supervisors around as of this post so I am just sitting my lazy ass off at my workstation with my shoes off and feet up on the desk.

If anyone else has similar success stories do share.

[Kamal]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

what do you do ?

[daveman]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

what do you do ?

he must have the same job as sightless. hundreds of posts per day from work and buying a new car. something aint right there.

[bart_smastard]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

i got up at 5.30
made my own breakfast
washed dishes after breakfast
made my bed
put all dirty clothes in machine
spun the dryer again to get creases out of clothes before hanging them / folding them to put away
washed/brushed teeth ect.ect.
got on public transport . then walked the remaining 30 mins to work
slaved my ass for 10.5 hours with 45 min dinner break in between . two face to face confrontations with gaffer having to spell out 3 times that his knowledge of the job i do is insufficient .and that if he had a clue how to do it i would willingly sit on my ass and watch him show me ( he declined)
walked 30 mins to my stop to get back onto public transport on which there would be no seating available
went to shop to buy nessacary items ( BEER CIGARETTES)
cooked food /ate food
washed up dishes
tided up house
had a shower
put towels in washing machine
logged onto comp
spent 30 mins vigourulsy searching for new music
then spent the remaining 2.5 hrs of my day reading crap posts and telling others to take things easy


LIFES A BREAZE

[Kamal]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

^^ get a wife

[bart_smastard]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

i get stress at work i don't need it when i get home



read this in 3 yrs time and get a divorce

[picklemonkey]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

1.) Didn't have to come in till 11:30AM today.

2.) Got paid today.

3.) Sasha and Diggerz have been on my Winamp Internet Radio station all day.

4.) I have bungle in the paperwork department and somehow today I conned all my supervisors into thinking I got a lot of work done, when it was themselves who checked my work folders.

5.) Throwing a party later tonight and invited a few select women that I saw passing by the office.

6.) There are no supervisors around as of this post so I am just sitting my lazy ass off at my workstation with my shoes off and feet up on the desk.

If anyone else has similar success stories do share.

same boat here in the IM area

[fumanchu182]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

I am the public relations recruiter for an organization.

It is fun, when I go to the open houses I talk to the women and ignore everyone else.

[demonAfro]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

Wanna swap jobs, then I won't have to be getting up about 6 hours before the sun rises?

[Jibgolly]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

i shovel horse poop at the stables for 15 hours a day @ $5.75 per hour. i just bought a new vespa.

[shan]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

I can definatley relate here.

Got up at half nine.
Had me brekkie.
Checked mail and MS
Had a mix for about an hour
Got in to work for 12.45
Went on lunch
Downloaded music and hung around here till 5
Went home.

I pretty much done the same thing on wednesday and some days I just " work " from home when I feel like it.

I am a WAN Engineer.

[mixu]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

5.30... I feel ill

[Kamal]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

Can I fucking come work in your company ? Tell your boss I'll give him free downloads

I can definatley relate here.

Got up at half nine.
Had me brekkie.
Checked mail and MS
Had a mix for about an hour
Got in to work for 12.45
Went on lunch
Downloaded music and hung around here till 5
Went home.

I pretty much done the same thing on wednesday and some days I just " work " from home when I feel like it.

I am a WAN Engineer.

[Yao]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

I work at home. Currently drunk, tomo trying to get some sound out my new motherfucking motherboard, and after that i'll be spinning a few hours just to relax a bit...Swim....and maybe get some work done.


Ok....usually i may not get up early, but i work on until quite late. When building a site, designing shit, I just can't stop!

[Kamal]

Re: I love my job and this is why...

I have to get up at 5, be at work at 5:45, give a presentation to a very imp client from Europe from 10 - 12, setup ME and move MS to new dedicated server, finish a 7 page newsletter, come back home by 7:30, complete the migration to the new dedicated server, grab a shitty turkey sandwich from my fridge and crash by 9..... urgh