Things you learn when you become a man

[bart_smastard]

Was pouring a beer yesterday and it reacted with beer that i had previously been drinking out of the glass and started frothing violently( an exageration) anyhows i continued pouring then stopped then waited perhaps 30 secs and poured the rest of the contents .. not spilling a drop . anyhows the point i'm getting at is

one of the younger lads at a different table said how the fuck did you do that
to which i replied " When you have more hairs on your body than you do on your head you will know how to do it too"

More examples please .. Lets teach these young whipper snappers a thing or two

[picklemonkey]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

I'm confused. you didn't teach him anything... you were just a dick

[dtgunslinger]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

I'm confused. you didn't teach him anything... you were just a dick

I prefer not to teach anyone anything, just wink and nod when my brilliance in recognized, which in infrequent.

I am better at teaching what not to do!

[berps]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

picklemonkeyI'm confused. you didn't teach him anything... you were just a dick

hear fuckin hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

berps

[tiddles]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

need some viagra, gramps?

[daveman]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

I'm confused. you didn't teach him anything... you were just a dick

hmmmm....

his post sounds like it has the symptoms of a few too many. starts with a tale of manhood. giving an exagerated account of an uneventfull cicumstance. realizing that the story is going nowhere he introduces a segway into being such a champ he doesn't spill a drop. eventually the story fizzles, as the point is lost and a good chance at a quality anecdote is pissed away like the beer that fueled the story.

- the part i don't understand, and probably don't want to hear, is why is bart drinking with young lads?

[lilsensa]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

brilliant!!!!

[bart_smastard]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

hmmm .. me thinks i shouldn't type posts when i'm pissed.. i'm learning all the time

[picklemonkey]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

you took your laptop to the bar with you?

[bart_smastard]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

no .. went in the pub for early doors this morning .thught id'e get a few in before the city game came on

[remoh]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

hmmmm....



- the part i don't understand, and probably don't want to hear, is why is bart drinking with young lads?

michael smartstard IMO....

[bart_smastard]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

"different table" . means not drinking with us .cum dunt

[Yao]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

lol

suckaz

I got this new young female flatmate who's stressing the fuck out bcos of het first test in university. Somehow I cannot get her to relax a bit and don't give a shit (especially since we get 2 more tries after this one). Guess she'll learn that eventually though...

I'll be walking out of that big ass hall after 20 minutes prolly with one sentence on the damn piece of paper. Who cares...better next time The older ones will know: he fucked up, he doesn't care. The newbies will get all frickin' nervous, heheheheh.

[Jibgolly]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

how's about giving the young lady some cock. a right plunging should relax her plenty.

[clintlove]

Re: Things you learn when you become a man

a good stabbin is all see needs....