Jibs quotes

[sakio pod]

was checking out some of the messages we used to tag back and forth.

some of this shit steve would come up with LMAO classic SJ material

"the balls resting on your chin are worth enough money to buy half a happy meal once every three weeks. i will gladly invest if you can guarantee a three-million percent return on my up front monetary deposit. thats meaning yousuckalottaballz!"


whos got some????

share plz

[MJ]

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"Mike you limey bastard"

Every time I spoke to him this was his opening line.

[Steve Graham]

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"touch me where I'm brown"

[Mad'Em Fixer]

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"yafuckingcuntcha!"

and

"I only get scared when i cant find a matching pair of socks. i mean really, who wants mis-matched feet?"

[sakio pod]

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"touch me where i'm brown"

yes!!!!

[hambino21]

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I remember back in the day when the music was relatively new to our crew of people, and everyone was trying to figure out what each style was and all. We had a party we were all hanging out at and one of our mutual friends spun some horrible track that we couldn't quite figure out. My bro started calling it druma dn bass/jungle and the dude who spun it said it was house, and tensions started. Steve managed to extinguish the situation by calling it "Trifugle House". everyone just died laughing. Ill always remember that.

Oh and 2nd day no sleep at WMC 2005 or 6 I can't remember. We were sitting on the pool deck of the Eden Rock resort totally destroyed and he said " Id fuck a a dead cat right now" Once again I almost died laughing my ass off.

Theres a hell of a lot more, Ill post them when they come to me.

[TomTom]

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I am proud to say I was always his German Swine.

[Adzey]

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^ that

[Mad'Em Fixer]

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This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

lips
cheeks
ears
neck
shoulders
mid chest
tummy
breasts
tummy again
pelvis
breasts
upper thigh
middle thigh
calves
toes
calves again
inner thigh
breasts
flower
flower
flower
flower
flower/breasts
breasts/flower
repeat

turkey club sandwich

[lilsensa]

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^^lol

[MJ]

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This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

lips
cheeks
ears
neck
shoulders
mid chest
tummy
breasts
tummy again
pelvis
breasts
upper thigh
middle thigh
calves
toes
calves again
inner thigh
breasts
flower
flower
flower
flower
flower/breasts
breasts/flower
repeat

turkey club sandwich

I just read this out to my Mrs.

[sakio pod]

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what'd she think???

is she down

[MJ]

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Yes, she says can relate.

[Mad'Em Fixer]

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I love that. I actually have it posted right above my desk and smile every time I read it!

[Steve Graham]

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I have it posted near my bed for instructional use