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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    why cant women drive?

    some idiot just drove her jaguar throught the storefront next to my office... she was parked then put it in drive as opposed to backing out.... moron. i hope the paramedics deny her treatment on the basis of human stupidity.
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  • rubyraks
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 5341

    #2
    Re: why cant women drive?

    Here's your sign...
    "Work like you don't need the money.
    Love like you've never been hurt.
    Dance like nobody's watching.
    Sing like nobody's listening.
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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728

      #3
      Re: why cant women drive?

      Originally posted by thesightless
      why cant women drive?

      Do you really need to ask that question? That is like asking what color is the sky.
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28833

        #4
        Re: why cant women drive?

        you mean even worse than her ?

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        • thesightless
          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
          • Jun 2004
          • 13567

          #5
          Re: why cant women drive?

          you really dont even understand. i would take a fair estimate that 65% of women on long island drive a vehichle bigger than a ford explorer. reminds of NK with nukes.
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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3728

            #6
            Re: why cant women drive?

            Originally posted by thesightless
            you really dont even understand. i would take a fair estimate that 65% of women on long island drive a vehichle bigger than a ford explorer. reminds of NK with nukes.
            dude, think about it. Why do old people drive such big cars? somethings cant be explained.
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
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            • BSully828
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1221

              #7
              Re: why cant women drive?

              And what's the deal with airline food?
              Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
              a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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              • BureOne
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 3285

                #8
                Re: why cant women drive?

                Old people dirve big cars because it reminds them of the glory days of the big 1950/60's caddy's, lincolns, fords etc. now everything is user friendly, compact and tiny.

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                • speciale
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 3728

                  #9
                  Re: why cant women drive?

                  Originally posted by BSully828
                  And what's the deal with airline food?
                  I didn't think anyone would get that. Nice
                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                  No Soup for You

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                  • BureOne
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3285

                    #10
                    Re: why cant women drive?

                    Airline food is made for the people on the go. who dont have time to cook for themsevles. Simple, subtle taste made to scarf down and continue with business as usual.

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28833

                      #11
                      Re: why cant women drive?

                      Originally posted by BureOne
                      Airline food is made for the people on the go. who dont have time to cook for themsevles. Simple, subtle taste made to scarf down and continue with business as usual.
                      you missed the copius amounts of fart pressure thats released by half the aircraft at over 20psi
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                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • BureOne
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3285

                        #12
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                        • hambino21
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 863

                          #13
                          Re: why cant women drive?

                          people driving their car through establishments is not uncommon in florida due to all of the aarp card carrying members. I remember one tiem at the Barnes and Noble I worked at, some chick drove her mini van right into the cafe, scaring the bejesus out of all of the yuppies scarfing down their 5 dollar mocha lotta frappa miattos. funny shit
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                          • DancingQueen
                            AVB FanClub | President
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4061

                            #14
                            Re: why cant women drive?

                            lol what an idiot.....however, this isn't something that only women drivers do. When I was in high school a man drove through the front living room of the house by the school killing the old lady who lived there...he was completely hammered.

                            And my cousins ex was so pissed when she broke up with him, the next day he jumped in his truck to drive to her work (McDonalds at the time) to talk to her. Her manager kicked him out, so he jumped back in his truck and drove it through the front window
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                            • rubyraks
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 5341

                              #15
                              Re: why cant women drive?

                              ^now those examples don't help your cause. In one, the guy was an idiot and drunk and in the other he meant to drive it through the window. Thanks for playing, come again.
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